News 7 2008
Obama Strongly Considering Boring Virginia Governor Guy For
Veep
, July 28, 2008
EXCLUSIVE MUST READ from Politico: “As Senator Barack Obama turns to
the choice of his running mate, Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine has emerged
as one of the campaign’s potential finalists, sources familiar with
conversations in Richmond and in Chicago said.” Eh. This important
News Develo ent calls for a Wonkette Poll: Should Barry pick this
boring [.
..]
Tags: 1, barack obama, governor, snoozefest, tim kaine, virginia,
wonkette polls
McCain Simultaneously Lobbies For Big Oil, Big Dermatology
, July 28, 2008 4:40
Oh, here’s John McCain in his yard, in Arizona, where he is personally
pumping six gallons of crude per day to end our Dangerous Dependence on
Arabs and Venezuelans. But it’s hard work, out in the sun, which is why
McCain also spent the day shilling for one of his other corporate
interests, Big Dermatology. As [...]
Tags: 1, cancer, dermatology, elitists, health insurance, insurance,
john mccain, oil, old people, youtube
Ooh, Someone’s Too Good For Real America?
, July 28, 2008 4:19
Four-year-old lazy greaseball European gay Himmler-phile Barack
Obama continues to be too effete for the United States. He just got
back from his stupid trip to Nowheresville, Iraq and pinko Europe
and he’s already planning another trip out of the country — this
time to “Hawaii,” the main island of Indonesia, where he grew up
[...]
Tags: 1, barack obama, bums, democratic national convention,
foreigns, hawaii, indonesia, maureen dowd, muslim
, July 28, 2008 4:19
YOU DON’T SAY: “The inspector general’s investigation found that Ms.
Goodling and a handful of other senior aides to Mr. Gonzales
developed a system of using in-person interviews and Internet
searches to screen out candidates who might be too liberal and to
identify candidates seen as pro-Republican and supportive of
President Bush.” [New York
Times]
Tags
:
1, alberto gonzales, bush administration, crooks, death penalty, doj,
justice dept., monica goodling
What Is Happening To Our Fair Walnuts?
, July 28,
2008
3:49
Here’s John McCain — who we hope never gets cancer again, BRIDGET —
explaining his little operation this morning: “I, as I do every
three months, visited my dermatologist this morning. She said that I
was doing fine. (She)
took a small little nick from my cheek as she does regularly and
that will be [...]
Tags: 1, cancer, dermatologist, john mccain, skin cancer, there's
more cheek where that came from,
WALNUTS
What Drugs Are The Gallup Folks Taking, And Can We Have Some?
, July 28, 2008 3:12
Here is your favorite Gallup daily tracking poll, which shows Barack
Obama beating John McCain by a million points in recent days. Oh and
what’s this, it’s another Gallup poll, in collaboration with USA
Today,
which shows WALNUTS! winning by four points. Why is Gallup being so
gay? [Gallup, USA Today]
Tags: 1, barack obama, gallup, important polls, john mccain,
usa today, weird
The New Cover Of Your Favorite Magazine
, July 28, 2008 2:50
Ha ha, these people are funny because they named their magazine
“Paranoia,” meaning they recognize that they are simply insane
people with a printing press. [
Reason]
Tags: 1, AIDS, barack obama, conspiracies, jeremiah wright,
paranoia, reason, summer reading
New Anti-Obama Spam Is So Confused!!?
, July 28, 2008 2:39
The mobile-home hobbits were very busy over the weekend, so we got
about 5,000 versions of the latest NOBAMA spam this weekend,
invariably sent from AOL addresses. Somebody is VERY confused!!??
about a few things, and we better send this to all our friends. I AM
VERY confused!!?? I RECEIVED THIS, AND NOW I AM MORE [..
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Tags: 1, AOL, barack obama, jesus fucking christ, nation of retards
